Ok, I just woke up from my nap. I had a weird dream...

I was on this bus to God knows where. I was sitting beside this girl. I think she's younger than me la because she looks younger mah. Yeah! She's pretty too! Suddenly she said to me "Hey, you know Joachim right?". I said yeah and we started talking and flirting...

You all know how the timeline in dreams goes right? It's like so much faster than in reality that sometimes it is so scary because you could be in one place at one moment and another in the next instance. Ok, continue story...

...within 5 seconds, my arm was over her shoulder and we were snuggling and continue talking about what, I have no idea...

You all know how we tend to be unable of remembering certain things or people during the dream when we wake up? Yeah, so read on...

...there was this person sitting in front who turned around and started talking to her. I have no idea who the person is or at least I couldn't remember. I cannot recall the conversation they had also. Ok, screw that la not important. L0L!

The next part wasn't made up at all. It was a true DREAM experience. Please feel free to laugh your balls off because it is somewhere hilarious...

...the strange thing about her right is that whenever she looks away and looks back at me, her face will change!! Ya! Ya! Like you know in China they always got this performance where the performer can change his mask each time he turns away and looks back? Don't know never mind, but it's freaky because she isn't wearing a mask! AND! Everytime she turns away and looks back, her face will become uglier seh!! OMG! Then the LAST face was jitao one freaking abigail sia! Even worse than Ugly Betty! WAH KAOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -.="

Ok, not end of dream yet. The next part is like so weird also because I will never do such a thing in real life la. Aiyo, this is a crazy dream...

...still, we continued talking. Yeah, I cannot believe it either. This proves that I look at inner beauty more than the outside! Chey Chey!! Anyway, she started getting really flirtatious with me and I returned the favour. She started saying stuff like "But you don't even like me and all. =[" Blah Blah. Apparently, I replied saying "Nono. I DO like you!! Really!!". Then I wanted to show that I have feelings for her by giving her my number. She tooked out her mobile phone and ask me to key in my number. I saw in her inbox that there are messages from Joachim! Ok, scary. I didn't see the messages la, I just went and tried to key in my number. I keep pressing the digit '9', but nothing appeared on the screen!! When, it finally did appear, her phone auto shut down!...

The dream only gets even more weird from here on...

...so I said no problem and I took out my phone and asked her to key in her number. During that time, we reached our destination and the driver was chasing all of us out impatiently. In like 2 seconds, both the doors were closed and there were only less than 5 of us left on the bus. The driver was bitching about how he was going to tell our parents and all about us not getting off the bus. WEIRD LA DAR! Apparently, during that period I didn't see her already and she's missing for the rest of the story...

This is the part where it proves that Aquarius are rebellious when restricted...

...I stood up and said "It's not like we are not paying you or something". I think I said something like that, somewhere along that line la. The driver got irate and I pushed him back into one of the empty seats. A mini riot started! Another guy got up from his seat and was about to whack the bonkers out of the driver...

THEN I WOKE UP!!! Really wake up already! So my eyes were open already la. *OUCH* I felt a sharp pain at my left side near the kidney area. It felt like someone had kicked the sh!t out of me while I was sleeping. The thing is that there isn't any scars or marks or anything. Luckily, the pain subsided already. Ok, moral of the story is... Lovers are just like friends; they come and go.

L0L! WTH!! No, I'm just kidding!! ahaha! Moral of the story is... Sleep well at night! L0L! Yeah! I seriously think that I have sleeping disorder or something. I haven't been sleeping well at night recently. It's like I want to sleep, but I can't. Then I'll toss and turn for very long before I'm able to sleep. Sometimes, I can't even sleep at all. Then everytime I will wake up at around 8am. So early for holidays!! I will try to get back to sleep after that and sometimes I can, but if I do, I'll wake up at 11am or 12pm feeling super tired. How? I think I should see a doctor, but I get the feeling the doctor won't know what's wrong also. Maybe he will say stress? HOW? =[

Anyway, I fell asleep at around 6.25pm? I received a call from Fei Ge at 6.19pm just before I sleep! Perhaps, that explains how he's related in the story. Yeah, but no link also. Anyway, when I woke up, I cannot recall what he said to me or what I said to him before I went to sleep. It's like I kept thinking and I sort of figured it out after half an hour, but I don't know what else I said also. This is the thing about me, when you call me just before I sleep, I'm like HIGH? Sometimes I don't even know what I saying. Here are the 5 different levels...

Level 1: Awake - lying and lazing around, but no intentions of sleeping yet.
Yeah, I know what's going on la. I'm paying attention la.

Level 2: Sleepy - mind's wandering off to dreamland.
I still can pay attention to everything that you are saying and hold a proper conversation. I'm capable of remembering everything we talked about when I wake up.

Level 3: High - sleeping with my eyes open.
I can still reply normally, but my mind isn't thinking about anything except sleeping. When I wake up, I can only recall certain parts of the conversation over time.

Level 4: Drunk - eyes closed, but mouth speaking.
This is when you shouldn't talk to me because I'll start blabbering nonsense and stuff you won't like. When I wake up, I would be wondering what you called me for.

Level 5: Asleep - what? jogging mehs?
This is when the phone continues to ring. When I wake up, I'll be thinking oh you called me ah?

Yes, so the ideal situation is call me at level 1 or 2. Anything other than that isn't really appreciated. L0L! Yeah, and try not to get offended by me when I'm at level 4. L0L!

Ok, back to reality already!! Let's see, I didn't manage to sleep on Saturday, so I was super tired yesterday. However, service was great! I was full of energy during the entire service leh!! Power!! I went with Dennis and his cell group. They were nice! I feel like I'm a ksiao resident in his cell group leh. L0L! After service, met fei ge to pass him something before going to Outram Park to wait for Khairul.

I was super tired when I reached the station just before 2pm, so I sat down and waited for him to arrive. I fell asleep while waiting. He reached at 2.30pm and we proceeded to Chinatown Point for lunch. After that, we went to China Square Central because I had to help fei ge collect his printed jerseys. The guy was nicer than I thought and he's the English speaking type! He told me how to walk to Peninsular Plaza too. So Khairul and I slowly walked there because budget mah. We went there to take a look at guitars and I bought 2 individual strings, while he bought a whammy bar. After that, we really slacked around and wander around aimlessly. I was waiting for fei ge actually, then in the end I cannot wait already, so we went home. zZz.

This morning I was supposed to meet Malbindar at 10am at Jurong East. I called him around 9.45am and told him to meet 10.30am instead, then I fell asleep. Before I knew it, I received a phone call from him and I still thought it was early la. I asked him what time and he said 10.30 la. I was shocked, so I rushed la. Then go everywhere also wait. Wait for the bus so long. Wait for the MRT so long. In the end reached at 11.30am and we head to Little India. He needed to do some stuff for his photography class, so I helped him out a little. We went to Blue Diamond for lunch before he headed to school to develop the film while I head home because I was super tired. I had no idea why. I slept on the bus during half the journey. According to him, it was something they had put in the food. Ok, nothing else to blog already! Hopefully I won't have any more weird dreams tonight! L0L! Take care all and have a great week ahead! =]

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